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#661 CrAsHeR

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 07:55 PM

Ja tez mam na imie Jakub.... :D

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 10:36 AM

Ja tez mam na imie Jakub.... ;)


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Posted 15 April 2011 - 07:34 PM

Przychodzi Yakuza do baru, a barman:
- co tak rżysz?

hehehehehhehehehe

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 10:30 AM

Przychodzi Yakuza do baru, a barman:
- co tak rżysz?

hehehehehhehehehe



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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:19 PM

Przychodzi gość do monopolu i się pyta: - Jest Jędker? Na to odpowiada sprzedawca: - Nie ma sprzedał się.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 08:36 AM

suchy zart

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 08:38 AM

co ma murzyn białego oprocz zebow?? swojego pana hehe

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:34 AM

hehehe niezle

...LEGEND...

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 02:54 PM

dlaczego w ruminii pozdychaly wszystkie łabędzie? bo rumuni szybciej podpływali do chleba

Edited by MICHO, 24 September 2011 - 03:40 PM.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 03:52 PM

przychodzi popek do dentysty, a on sie pyta:
-popek, gdzie ty masz zęby?!
-mam wyjebane...
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 07:54 AM

eheh

-dlaczego żydzi nie mają zębów ?
- bo hans wyświetlał im chleb na ścianie hy

Edited by Szycha', 25 September 2011 - 07:54 AM.

#672 MaTTy

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 01:08 PM

zarty z 1 polki :D

swoja droga tez mam jeden z takich górnolotnych kawalkow ;d

wchodzi slimak do kibla i zajebal muszle :facepalm:
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:24 PM

przychodzi facet do baru a tam murzyn.
zamawia drinka i płaci 100 zł
mówi:
-reszta dla pana
-dziękuje! odpowiada murzyn
-dla pana kurwa mówiłem

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 06:29 PM

Po czym poznać pana młodego na weselu w Wołominie?
Ma najładniejszy dres.

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 08:40 PM

Co robimy po seksie z łysą kobietą?
odkładamy ją do kołyski
:wacko:

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 09:46 PM

do paki z brutalem 997

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:24 AM

hehe

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:32 AM

poszlo

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 03:59 PM

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Because they have a lot of Stalkers.

Why did the Collossus fall over?
Because it was imbalanced.

How many Zealots does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they cannot hold.

How many SCVs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to defend the first one from probe harass.

How many Infestors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, you just have to make sure he doesn't over-power it.

How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb?
J

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 06:34 PM

ok kerf, to było zabawne a wręcz oszałamiająco śmieszne
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