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Homo & uiensnijder


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#1 insane

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 12:56 PM

Homo & uiensnijder

Komt een man bij zijn dokter en zegt: "Dokter ik werk sinds kort in een
haring-fileerbedrijf en ik heb zo'n drang om mijn leuter in een uiensnijder
te stoppen, ik kan er geen weerstand aan bieden."
Dokter: "Dat zou ik niet doen als ik jou was, want dat kon wel eens helemaal verkeerd aflopen.
Kom volgende week maar terug om te vertellen hoe het gaat."

Een week later

De man terug bij de dokter.
Dokter: "En??"
Man: "Ik kon het echt niet laten dokter, ik heb um in die uiensnijder gestopt".
Dokter: "En nu?"
Man: "Ik ben ontslagen..en die uiensnijder ook.."

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#2 maniman

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 12:57 PM

hahahahhahhaa looptie een uiensnjider te bouncen rofl

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#3 aCid

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 01:08 PM

whahahahhahaahha rofl das een goejke

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 02:20 PM

whahahahhahaahha rofl das een goejke



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Posted 02 November 2007 - 09:51 PM

Khad dieje al is gehoord

Ma jis wel goe ! :P

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:00 AM

hahaah tbh had em 2 keer moeten lezen voor ik em door had (tis nog vroeg he :P)
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#7 Larry

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:21 AM

Begrijp hem niet
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:23 AM

hahaha
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:15 PM

uiensnijer = een kerel larry ?
Adrian zegt:
im supoerhero
marvel asked me to be next xmen
but i refused to join their team
i said .|E for life

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:23 PM

Moet wel een belgische mop zijn
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:56 PM

Moet wel een belgische mop zijn


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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:58 PM

te moeilijk voor jou johan ?
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:59 PM

te moeilijk voor jou johan ?

Jaa..
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:28 PM

Ah k
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

#15 insane

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:39 PM

Moet wel een belgische mop zijn

Duh, dit is Belgium section

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:43 PM

Moet wel een belgische mop zijn

Duh, dit is Belgium section


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Posted 04 November 2007 - 05:38 PM

hahahahaha n1

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 01:44 PM

xD
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 04:48 PM

een uiensnijder is a fucking machine hoe kan die nu ontslagen zijn hoogstens dat hij onder het bloed nu zit.Echt te belgisch
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 06:02 PM

een uiensnijder is a fucking machine hoe kan die nu ontslagen zijn hoogstens dat hij onder het bloed nu zit.Echt te belgisch



In die fabriek of wat het ook mag zijn werken ze niet met machines.


Je bent gewoon te Nederlands om dit te snappen.



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