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How many jews can you fit in a Volks-Wagon?

54. Two in the front, two in the back, and 50 in the ash-tray.
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Why don't you throw a rock at a mexican on a bike?

Because the bike might be yours.
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What's the difference between a bag of shit and a black person?

The bag.
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What do you call a black doctor?

A black person!
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What do you call four black persons, in a car, driving off a cliff?

A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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What did the mexican fireman name his kids?

Jose and hose B.
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Why do jews have huge noses?

Bucause all the air is free.
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A mexican and a black person both fall off the top of a building at the exact same time. Who hits the ground first?

Who cares?
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A mexican and a black person are both in the back of a car. Who's driving?

A cop.
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How do you disable paki missiles?

Cut the rubber bands.
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How do you stop a paki war-tank?

Shoot the guys pushing it.
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How do you fit a thousand jews in a car?

Throw a quarter in it.
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How do you get them all out?

Tell 'em Hitler's driving.
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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
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!!!!!!!!!You're locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a paki. You have a pistol with only two bullets in it. What do you do?

Shoot the paki[defqon] twice to make sure he's dead.!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How do you know a paki is lying?

His lips are moving.
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What do you call a bunch of black persons in a school bus?

A rotten banana.
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What do you call a croud of black persons around the CN Tower?

Pubic hair.
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Why do black people always have sex on their minds?

Because they have pubes on their heads.
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How do you find the population of mexico?

Throw a dollar in the street.
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How do you find the richest man in mexico?

Find the guy who got the dollar.
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What do you call five black persons pushing a car up a street?

Muscle.
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What do you call five white guys pushing a car up a street?

White power.
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What do you call five mexicans pushing a car up a street?

Grand Theft Auto.
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!!!How do you stop a mexican from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head.!!!!
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!!How do you hide your money from a mexican?

Put it under a bar of soap.!!
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What's the difference between a dog getting run over by a car and a black person getting run over by a car?

The skid marks lead to the dog.
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Did you hear about that mexican who got a job?

Me neither.
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How do you blindfold a chinese guy?

Dental floss.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?

A miracle.
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How many black persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to screw it in and the otehr to drive the pink Cadillac.
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Why are black persons getting stronger?

TVs are getting bigger.
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Why don't sharks eat black persons?

They think it's whale shit.!!
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Why does LA have so many fags and NYC have so many black persons?

LA had first choice.
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What do you call a chinese black person with aids?

Coon Die Soon.
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Wy do black persons wear wide brimmed hats?

So birds don't shit on their lips.
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What did God say when he created the first black person?

Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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How do you get a black person to put a condom on?

Put a Nike logo on it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is a black person?

Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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What language do jewish homos speak?

Heblew.
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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.
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