73 replies to this topic

[SyLt]

me: my dad is rich
girl: lets go fuck & a never ending relationship

[paahtiE]

Pathetic topic!


Just be your self and relax buy drink to her and ask guestons (not too much) but ask whats she likes whats she do and blaa blaa blaa.

[itanmullI]

I have to agree with Paahto and Anus on this one. (Hey, yes, I do have a girlfriend and she's pretty damn hot too) ^^

[Bonebreaker]

(Hey, yes, I do have a girlfriend and she's pretty damn hot too) ^^

- Big nose
- Other eye looking to north, other to east
- Eye glasses (circle style u know)
- 210cm long

what more

[agertz]

would u read my other post?

its for fun, it's not like u gonna hit with girls with those senteses, u'll look stupid lol..
just for fun, put some sentences

[VARIMR]

she say; fuki fuki 10 euros.

me say; deal.

then i get blowjob.

[SyLt]

suzuki?

[VARIMR]

no.

kawazaki

[Bonebreaker]

Kawasaki*

[VARIMR]

ZAKI ZAKI!

[SyLt]

"hey, are you free tonight...or is it gonna cost me?"

!!!waking up old topic!!! just saw the title when i was browsin around gnagna

[VARIMR]

your place, mines or forrest roads ?

[m@rty]

CAN I PUT MY SNAKE IN YOUR JUNGLE

[vo!ume]

hahahahahaaaaaaa

[Dena]

Cba to check if this has been said earlier.. sorry if thats the case.

M: Do you want good sex tonight?
G: No
M: then come with me

You cant lose with this technique.. Either girl says yes, or no. No matter which it is, you still win =)

[vo!ume]

Cba to check if this has been said earlier.. sorry if thats the case.

M: Do you want good sex tonight?
G: No
M: then come with me

You cant lose with this technique.. Either girl says yes, or no. No matter which it is, you still win =)

hahahahaha

[vo!ume]

CAN I PUT MY SNAKE IN YOUR JUNGLE

lol u dog u made me laugh xD

hahahahahaahhaahahahahhaha martyyyyyyy haahaaa

[vo!ume]

can I put my snake in your burned down rainforest

[PhaZe]

suck me i'm a candy >.<