Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
"No" ...
Me neither but at least it broke the ice.
I used it lol, its sooo lame that it works.
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Started by agertz, Sep 29 2007 12:20 PM
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 08:59 AM
Cba to check if this has been said earlier.. sorry if thats the case.
M: Do you want good sex tonight?
G: No
M: then come with me
You cant lose with this technique.. Either girl says yes, or no. No matter which it is, you still win =)
LOL i gonna test this.
@finnish, cant translate: tää käy vanhaks; ''pannaaks menemään vai mennääks panemaan''
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:34 AM
"hi my dick is 21cm"
"wanna hit the floor?"
"ich habe ein grobe penis"
and so on.. always works.
"wanna hit the floor?"
"ich habe ein grobe penis"
and so on.. always works.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 08:25 PM
hahahaha wanna hit the floor !!!!!!!!!!!!! haha"hi my dick is 21cm"
"wanna hit the floor?"
"ich habe ein grobe penis"
and so on.. always works.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 12:07 AM
hahahahaha girls can make you grazy!!!
not me
yeah right
i heard about your acedent hahahahahahahhaha
- .Iŋaŋ zegt:
vallah turk heb je ooit is na gedacht om de baas te pijpe
- .Iŋaŋ zegt:
gwn denke, niet doen ofc
mo... zegt:
niet prate tege mij met je vieze gedachtes wtf???
vallah turk heb je ooit is na gedacht om de baas te pijpe
- .Iŋaŋ zegt:
gwn denke, niet doen ofc
mo... zegt:
niet prate tege mij met je vieze gedachtes wtf???
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 04:39 AM
do u hack? ''no'' ... yes u do i got it on demo ... '' no u dont '' ... yes i do... busted
Roflllll
ask them to join your clan it usually works 
agertz those ones are nice
* Can I take your picture? I wanna show my mom what I want for my birthday..
* I lost my number, can I have yours?
* I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
* My clock says you'r without underwears. (she says: "your clock is wrong"), no, it just hurrys in a hour.
Edited by Activee, 13 August 2010 - 04:41 AM.
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 08:16 AM
Ahahahahaaha the girl is like " wtf is that guy talking about ".
one good thing to say in a pub is " did you know that the walls here are made with hungarian cement ? " and you say it with a passionate looking. It usually works
one good thing to say in a pub is " did you know that the walls here are made with hungarian cement ? " and you say it with a passionate looking. It usually works
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 09:43 PM
- Do you know a joke about no me neither?
- no
- me neither
AHAHAhaa
Nice bump btw Active, topic was 2 years old
it's because I spend my internet life on demobase/comedy clube forum lol
to stay on topic, I try to have some self mockery, it shows you are taking it easy.
Edited by Activee, 04 October 2010 - 09:50 PM.
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